In life its more common to come across individuals who will always want to know everything being done by other people. For some this come as an unbearable nag to a point that you want to find a polite way to tell them “Mind your own business”. Polite “mind your own business” words might be hard to come by and that’s why we have taken the task of compiling some of the best polite and somewhat funny mind your own business quotes you can use. Below are the funny mind your own business quotes.

  1. “Hey, I found your nose, it was in my business again.” – Unknown
  2. “While you are too busy minding other people’s business, who is busy minding yours?” – Edmond Mbiaka
  3. “People spend time looking for faults, others should spend time correcting their own.” -Unknown
  4. “My life, my choices, my mistakes, my lessons- not your business.”- Wiz Khalifa
  5. “Stop telling me what to do, start telling yourself to mind your own business.” –Unkown
  6. “Make someone happy today, mind your own business.” –Ann Landers
  7. “The biggest fool is the one who minds the business of others rather than minding his very own.” –Amit Abraham
  8. “It’s a nice day for you to start minding your own business.” -Unknown
  9. “I know I should actually value your opinion but then again this matter doesn’t concern you.” -Unknown
  10. “If you do not like what you see then maybe you should just forget about it, how about that?” -Unknown
  11. “Keep your breath to cool your porridge.” ― Jane Austen
  12. ““Mind your own business; The best statement that any wise person can see as encouragement and best advice ever.”― Unarine Ramaru
  13. ““Never tell the people who fooled you your secrets, for they will look like real fools in the future.”― Julio Bonilla
  14. “When everyone minds his own business, the work is done.”- Danish Proverb
  15. “A hard thing about business is minding your own.” –Unkown
  16. “Mind your own business. But love your neighbour as yourself.” – David C. Hill
  17. “You would be very surprise with how much positive changes that you could make in your life, if could make it your top priority to mind your own business.“ – Edmond Mbiaka
  18. “If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.”- Hank Williams Jr.
  19. “Justice means minding one’s own business and not meddling with other men’s concerns.” – Plato
  20. “A man is likely to mind his own business when it is worth minding. When it is not, he takes his mind off his own meaningless affairs by minding other people’s business.” –Eric Hoffer
  21. “Trouble often begins when we involve ourselves in other people’s business.” – Pastor Steve Smothermon
  22. “Stop trying to see what’s going on inside someone else’s window, and set your own household in order.” –Unknown
  23. “Let every fox take care of his own tail.” – Italian Proverb
  24. “Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others.” – Michel de Montaigne
  25. “Never worry about what I’m doing. Only worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.” Unknown
  26. “The idea of strictly minding our own business is mouldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish?” – Myrtle Barker
  27. “Start your own company and mind your own business “ -Unknown
  28. “Don’t spend so much time analyzing me and my life. Worry about your own, that is obviously where the real issues lie.” – Brittany Marcum
  29. “You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.” – Leo Aikman
  30. “There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business” –Henry Boyd

Hopefully you got a good laugh from these funny mind your own business quotes.